On this saturday, I spent all day either playing video games, eating, or watching Inception for the second time in my life.
Why is this movie so crazy? I leave for 5 seconds to get a drink and I come back and have no idea what’s going on. Leonardo DiCaprio is crying about his wife while Joseph Gordon Levitt is doing something badass, and I’m just sitting there watching it with a glazed look in my eyes that says “I wanna be in a dream but I’m too busy playing video games to make that happen”, and then the dream explodes and I continue playing pokemon. Just another Saturday? Yeah pretty much.
But rain! Rain adds so much atmosphere to everything I do whenever I do it, no matter what, and I love it. Watching guys yell at video games on youtube during a sunny day feels hopeless and life-absorbing, but if I do it on a rainy, gloomy day? Holy shit! I am the master of my own destiny guys. I’m just a dapper, classy guy watching classy videos inside my classy room on a classy, rainy day. Damn I belong in England or something, I don’t know.
Don't worry, we'll be together soon, I think. |
Would I fit in at England? Maybe, maybe not. On one hand I’d maybe enjoy the weather, except I could definitely see too much rain being a bad thing...though it couldn’t be anywhere near as bad as it is in Skyrim. Maybe I’d enjoy the entertainment more? I mean anything has to be better than what TLC has playing everyday, even if it is overly-intelligent english humor. I mean, I like Demetri Martin, so maybe it wouldn’t be that bad. What I’m trying to say is it’d be cool to live anywhere that’s not Texas at the moment, preferably not the U.S. Spain, France, England, Denmark, Norway, Japan, whatever man. I don’t care, I’ll adapt in a day, I’ll gladly accept the challenge.
Accept the voice of the future. |
I know I’d miss home eventually, but shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...that wouldn’t be until after the third day of rain and BBC programming.